What do you call a girl with a vintage Bally shoe obsession?

In my tardis of a cupboard, I have recently encountered my first purchase of vintage Bally shoes....a lovely retro orange pair with a chunky heel.  Once that started I began to realise I have a bit of a fetish for vintage Bally, especially their shoes:

Supposedly forest green Bally shoes

My current dream shoes...Bally pom pom (vintage)

Blue Bally Wedges

Red & White Bally heels

(Worn at the HK Fashion Bloggers Summit!!!)

I think I am past hope....oh redemption....help me please...