I need a hero(ine)

Yes, I am that cheesy and yes I do love those 80s songs.  Anyway, Alexander McQueen's Heroine bags are definitely on my designer wish list.  I like the idea of a structured bag which looks ladylike and yet roomy enough to put all my things in (including the kitchen sink in my case!)  They remind me of the purses that Margaret Thatcher used to carry and in that sense embodies the power that Maggie T possessed yet with a modern twist.  Not sure how practical the side zip is for me but I like the idea of it.

Now how do I persuade someone to give me this as a birthday present?